QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"Disney World is surrounded by a wall of Verne Gagne-style kayfabe."

"Oh shits, 'Bu! It be da Po-Po!!!"
"Now you see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, we're being repressed!"

This past Sunday, pro wrestlers Rob Szatowski, AKA Rob Van Dam, and Terry Brunk, AKA Sabu, both employees of World Wrestling Entertainment under the ECW brand, were cited at an Ohio traffic stop for possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of controlled medication without a prescription, and speeding.

Both are scheduled to appear in court to enter pleas, and are likely to receive fines as a result of the charges. Szatowski receieved a 30 day suspension without pay from WWE. Brunk receieved a $1,000 fine, but was not suspended.

I'm a Ford Mustang!

You're an American classic -- fast, strong, and bold. You're not snobby or pretentious, but you have what it takes to give anyone a run for their money.

"Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

SEE! Space angels!
SEE! Bad British accents combined with echo chambers!
SEE! The worst use of video toaster in the history of man!

SYMBIOTE AHOY!!!

Wacky Phrase of the Day:

"Zigbee dongle".

Susan Sarandon, Yoko Ono, and a bunch of wannabe Cirque du Soleil cockbites playing "Spider-Man" by clambering around on a chain-link fence.

Oh, Eric Robert Rudolph...why couldn't you have bombed THIS Olympics instead?

The moment of sadistic cruelty has been brought to you by the Georgia Lottery.